Dear Santa, Please save Dr. Fauci since he saved Christmas and the ever-changing traditions of America! Especially since Baby Jesus seems to be busy trying to save all the delusional Baby Christians who are overlooking some important character qualities when it comes to who and what they believe is God’s…

Are you calm? Good. We’re all happy. Do you help others calm down? Good. You are necessary. Can you give people space to have meltdowns? Good. You are wise. Can you prevent meltdowns? Wow. Do you work for a power plant? Good. Do you have experience diffusing dangerous situations? Good…

“You wanna know what I think?” Mrs. Talker said on an evening walk with Mr. Talker. She didn’t wait for him to answer. Of course Mr. Talker wanted to hear every word that dripped from Mrs. Talker’s lips. “I think men want ultimate power over the universe and to have…

“Once upon a time there was a bouncing baby boy. He grew up to become the President of the United States,” the mother began as she tucked her son into bed. “Was his name Robert, like my dad’s?” the little red-head asked. “Well, no. But many presidents have been related…

They see me votin’ for Biden I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so Smart and nerdy Think I’m just too smart and nerdy Think I’m just too smart and nerdy Can’t you see I’m smart and nerdy? Look at me, I’m smart and nerdy I wanna roll with Progressives But…

First, figure out what is reality and what is just your perspective on reality. Your reality might not be someone else’s reality. Your perspective might be very different, even polar opposite, from the next person’s experience of reality. Second, choose your enemy or enemies…turn them into something other than a…

Learning not to take the craziness of life too seriously helps…there are times to be crazy. There are times to dance and have fun and be a little crazy…crazy fun! Then, there are times to be panicked. There are times to call 911 because if you don’t, someone is going…

The Republicans think they are right. While Democrats get left behind. The Elephants sure like to fight While the Donkey goes out of its mind. The Republicans find they are sheep. The Donkeys become scapegoated. And only the little lambs sleep While evil grows more and more bloated. Us Stewards are manning a ship While steamers are starting to roll. We’re off on a curve and a dip That could be a deep, dark, hell hole.

You are a witch. You are a witch and may not even realize it. You might be a Christian and be a witch. Your practice might be so occulted that even you cannot see the truth. I am a witch and I know it. …