Happy Father’s Day! You are such a great father figure and have shown up in my life as a force to be reckoned with, for sure!
I know you didn’t mean to do any damage to me when you “overshadowed” me and that you were just having fun, but I would love to tell you that if you ever think I’d let you, or any man, rape me again and use me as an emotional punching bag, without asking my permission first, you can just keep your own sins in your closet with those other skeletons you hide. Even your “dogs” have sins they do behind your back. I don’t blame them.
Even Jesus Christ told lies and was riddled with issues. The Messiah Complex was a big one. Wasn’t that a fun joke we played on people with that one?
I know your lineage has murderers, pedophiles, cheaters, swindlers, liars, and deranged and delusional people in it. You have sluts, prostitutes and prophets in your very blood. You also have a bunch of little “min-me’s” running around in quite interesting shapes and sizes. I know, you love them all, they are all your little children made just in your likeness. Some of them have cute dimples and beautiful nipples and eyes.
You also have some godlings and goddesses, demi-gods, queens, kings, drama-queens, drama-kings, deities, madonnas, heros, and villains. I have met with all of them and have seen right through them all. They are all fascinating, just like a penis! Penises are just SO fascinating!
Those penises belonging to every Tom, DICK, and Harry, every Jeff, John, and David, and every hairy Smith, Jones, and Johnson dicks, as well as every cute little penile, penis that ever got caught in a cycle of pensive pen wielders who ever existed who got kicked out of Heaven and put through hell on earth are all just SO fascinating! Thank you for every last one of them. Without them, we’d have no stories to tell. Without them, I would not be here to write you these letters!
Thank you, God, for raping me in more ways than I can count, and still leaving me alive to enjoy going through the hell of having our children all ripped out of my life for what feels like forever. I know that this existence is all we get to enjoy while we get to enjoy it, and now that we are entering into a time of rest, and we are enjoying Heaven just like you promised, you are welcome for my part in it. Thank you for making ME, of all spirits, the missing link to understanding the Theory of EVERYTHING!
What a privilege and honor! Understanding exponential growth and the Fibonacci Sequence, in conjunction with geometry, crystals, quasi crystals, Tarot cards, money and power as well as pulling needles and threads, and how many demons can dance on the head of a pin, is such a priceless gift to be given! Crunching numbers and quantum physics along with cucumbers wrapped in the pages of historical references such as the Bible, Boethius, and Mirandola with a side of Derrida is just fascinating!
I know that you promised all would be restored, so I am very thankful that I will have my relationships with our children all restored once you wake up from your very long absence and return to set all in order before I kick the bucket for good and croak. As your wife, you can deny my importance to your world all you want, but I AM the world you loved so much that you gave yourself to, and sacrificed everything just because of your great love for yourself.
Most of our children are in a state of dreaming and dream-walking these days. Most of our children are operating on automatic pilot, or in a black-out drunk state, strung out on life, living, or drugs, and don’t know what in the fuck they are doing. They are just doing what they’ve been programmed to do. When they all wake up, things will get fixed and Trump will be crowned God in your place, right? No? It will all still boil down to something like sexy SEX?
Everyone and their dog knows that you created sexy sex. Everyone and their God knows that sexy sex, respectful sex, consensual sex, passionate sex, caring sex, loving sex, vulnerable sex, sex that rocks our world sex is what it’s all about. Whether we get to experience it ourselves or not.
God, were you expecting Kim Jong or some guy named BOB to take over and be YOU? You must be more insane than I thought. You are a shrewder criminal than I expected…you just act all aloof and innocent.
Why are you so rude? Because you can get away with it? You must think you can just waltz into people’s lives and destroy them at will and then dance on out, happy as a lark, telling your jokes and making people laugh again. You are right. You can. You should be arrested and sent to the moon…over and over and over. You should have the Goddess of your choice go down on you and suck your dick for hours…or at least for the entire duration of Ravel’s Bolero…I would really enjoy the chance to go down on God while Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus plays in the back ground….or maybe some Fiona Apple, Lily Allen, or maybe Meredith Brooks. I love her song, “Bitch.”
Criminals who are righteous like you are righteous are a dime a dozen! Saviors who are perfect like Jesus is perfect are so entirely guilty they believe they are innocent. Maybe they are all just like you…delusional! They are the BEST Fathers in the whole world! Just like every little baby boy born with blanks, brain cells, and dicks.
Thank you for being a very sick God, who is doing the best you can through the men and women who are made in your image…riddled with issues.
The Pope? Riddled. Buddha? Riddled. Gandhi? Riddled. Mother Theresa? Riddled. Oprah Winfrey? Riddled. Margaret Thatcher? Riddled. Joan of Arc? Riddled. The average logger, carpenter, or grocery clerk? Riddled. God’s children? Riddled.
Our children are SO riddled, they are AWESOME! Don’t mess with them. They are all bat-shit crazy, deranged, and dangerous with or without arms. They are POWERFUL and can rock this whole world if they want to. I should know, I am the wife of God and my hands have rocked the cradle of civilization since the beginning.
Have a glorious Father’s Day, God! I am eternally grateful that you spared my life for a time such as this. Thank you. On behalf of ABBA, PRINCE, MADONNA, the KING, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, and the rest of the Royal Fucktard Family, of which I, of course, am QUEEN!
Love, Woman A.K.A. Goddess